About Melissa:
I’m 39 years old. I like to write about excessively bad movies, baseball, and makeup. I tend to prefer artistic and special effects makeup to glam. I reject the beauty industry’s tendency to worship youth. 
I don’t need to get plastic surgery. I don’t need any procedures. I’ve tried hard enough to get to this age that I don’t feel the need to hide it. That said, you do whatever you want to do. Want three breasts just like in Total Recall? Do it. Life is short.
I’ve had two kidney transplants due to a genetic disorder. I have severe hearing loss, wear hearing aids, and read lips. I struggle with my health at times. Please, be an organ donor.
Makeup Links
- List of cruelty free beauty brands and also a list of cruelty free Kbeauty brands. Support brands that don’t test on animals.
- Kbeauty at CVS Pharmacy, available at select stores and online.
- Current favorite makeup item: Kat Von D Saint & Sinner eyeshadow palette
- Favorite YouTubers: RawBeautyKristi, Beauty News, thataylaa, BiohazardousBeauty, JkissaMakeup, MakeupStruggles.
Social Media Links:
- Makeup Instagram: @DieMakeupDie
- Puglife Instagram: @Jerklord
- Youtube: Jerklord (not much there but some pugs)
- Twitter: @iamjerklord (I talk about baseball)
- Bad Movie Reviews: Jerklord Cromwell, a blog
- Bad Makeup Reviews: Die Makeup, Die!
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